For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
I parked in the tow-away zone, and when I got back, the entire neighborhood was gone.