I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?