I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.