I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.