You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
I was skydiving horizontally.
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.