Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'

In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

The speed of time is one second per second.