Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"