Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

I was born. When I was 23 I started telling jokes. Then I started going on television and doing films. That's still what I am doing. The end.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?