Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?