If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.