The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

always remember your unique, just like everone else

I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they give them out, so it's kind of surreal to have one in your house.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.