The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.