The things I talk about and explain couldn't happen - yet, they don't seem impossible - you could say I talk about the world in an abstract perspective. But then, the world is basically insane - and it's trying to pass itself off as being a sane place. I show it for what it is.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.

I had my coat hangers spayed.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.