I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
My father was a small claims court jester.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.