I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.

Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.