Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.
I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".
At one point he decided enough was enough.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.