My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
The speed of time is one second per second.