Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind as, 'You were a good boy onstage and you did your show, so now you can have some cake and ice cream.'
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .