What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.