I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
I can't stop thinking like this.