I just lost a buttonhole.

My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?