A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I used to work at a health food store. I got fired for drinking straight Bosco on the job.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.