Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
Is 'tired old cliché' one?