Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
My school colors were clear. We used to say, 'I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.