Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it, but every time I get a call I see the fish go like this <<<>>><<>><<<<. I go down to the pet store and said, "Give me another ten guppies, I got a lot of calls yesterday."