I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
I just lost a buttonhole.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!