Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.