You know how it is when youโre walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think thereโs one more step? Iโm like that all the time.
Steven WrightI have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
Steven WrightWhen I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
Steven Wright