I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?