Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.