If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?