I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
I was an only child, eventually.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?