If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
I can't stop thinking like this.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em