I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

I lost a button hole.