Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Hermits have no peer pressure.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'
I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.