My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

It's a fine night to have an evening.

Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?