Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Good jokes are gems. A good idea is hard to come by. I couldn't give them to someone else, even for money. It just wouldn't seem right.
Because I don't believe everything I read.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?