My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.