Half the people you know are below average.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.