Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I'm dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over.