Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the road. There's this guy, this comedian, and this is how he thinks, but people really don't know anything about me.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.