Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

What do batteries run on?

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?