How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese