A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.