If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.