I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.'