Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

Clones are people two.

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.