Childhood was very nice. The only thing wrong was that I was so introverted, everything became a big deal... 'Oh, no, here comes the bus. Where am I gonna sit on the bus?'

It's a fine night to have an evening.

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.