The other day, I was walking my dog around my building . . . on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.