OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends.
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.