I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

It's a fine night to have an evening.