I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?

I wish the first word I ever said was the word "quote", so right before I die I could say "unquote".

My father was a small claims court jester.