What a nice night for an evening.
I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.