If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad.
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?