Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?