If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above... so I never have to go upstairs.

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I can't stop thinking like this.

I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?