Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.