If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Clones are people two.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.