I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.