Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
If you shoot a Mime, do you need to use a silencer?
I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.