Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birth mark til he was eight years old.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.