I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
Steven WrightLast night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven WrightNobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances.
Steven Wright