If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

I was an only child, eventually.

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>