I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

Hermits have no peer pressure.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".