When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
When I was 16... I worked in a pet store. And they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.