Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you can't get it anywhere else. And I've been doing it since I was 23, so it's part of my being - it's part of my fabric as a person.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.