I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
Steven WrightThe older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
Steven WrightTwo babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?
Steven Wright