I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.