When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.