Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said, "Uh... I don't think so... he's only 2 months old." I said, "I'll wait."