If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
I lost a button hole.
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.