My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Babies don't need a vacation. But I still see them at the beach. It pisses me off.
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.