If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'