I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.