I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them.

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.

I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda