Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.

For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?