Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?

Men aren't men until they can get to Sears by themselves.

I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end'. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.