Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out
Believe it or not, there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people.