So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on.
Velcro: what a rip-off.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.