You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.

So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway.

Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're both enjoying it.