Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.
Tim VineI'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house.
Tim VineIf you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
Tim Vine