So I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything."
Tim VineIf you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
Tim VineSo I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'
Tim Vine