I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.
I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.
You know, I'm not very good at magic - I can only do half of a trick. Yes - I'm a member of the Magic Semi-circle.
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.