I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Black beauty - he's a dark horse.