As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.
This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."
Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. Exit signs? They're on their way out.
My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
Now did you know if a stick insect laid it's eggs in a jar of Bovril it will give birth to a litter of twiglets.