I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

This policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, "I want you to trace someone for me."

Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.

When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely"... It's a basic skill isn't it.

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.