Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

One-armed butlers, they can take it but they can't dish it out

So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.

My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray.

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.