I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
I phoned the local ramblers club today and this bloke just went on and on.
Ive decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.
I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics – I just got bronze.
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'