Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all of them any more than anyone else is.
Velcro: what a rip-off.
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'
I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.
So I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue." I said "No, just a watch."